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Rick: What’s with the helmet?
Fred: Oh, chicks dig motorcycles.
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Fred: You know what I love about divorcees? …They love sex.
Rick: Is that true?
Fred: I don’t know… I’d like to think so.
Rick: You would like to think that.
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Rick: What are you doing?
Fred: Taking mental photographs.
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Girl: I’d love to try everything once.
Rick: Skydiving.
Girl: Skinny dipping in the Indian Ocean.
Rick: Sleep with a married guy.
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Rick: So you ladies must be from Ireland… because when I look at you my (******) doubles in size.
Fred: Wait, no hold on, he meant that his (****’s) dublin’.
Woman: This is why we need to go to a gay bar.
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Grace: What the hell is wrong with you two? You are completely obsessed with sex! This morning you left the computer on g*ng***gf*c*b*th.com!
Fred: I get my weather from that site.
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Coakley: We’re going to run my favorite play. Starts with a p. And ends with an *ssy.
Fred: What is it?

It seems like Joseph Gordon-Levitt is the new Gangster Alberto Falcone in The Dark Knight Rises. CBM has reported this from an anonymous source.

Alberto Falcone is the son of crime boss Carmine Falcone, played by Tom Wilkinson in Batman Begins. Falcone also has ties to Selena Kyle aka Catwoman and has played key roles in several of the Batman mini-series comics.

So, what do y’all think?

1. Snatch – (2000) – In Guy Richie’s most definitive film (a men’s holy grail), Snatch, Jason Statham is Turkish – a boxing promoter surrounded by turmoil, an affable and grounding element in a caper that goes wildly off the rails. A bare knuckle boxing match; an Irish “pikey” Gypsy (played brilliantly by Brad Pitt) and his dag’s (dogs); a criminal overlord Brick Top (Alan Ford); a thief Franky Four Fingers (Benicio Del Toro) – these are just a few slices of a story that loves a 84 karat diamond.

2. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels – Bacon (Jason Statham), Soap, Tom and Eddy front £100,000 for a 3 card brag game. When Eddy loses it to Hatchet Harry Lonsdale, a notorious porn kingpin, he and his friends honour the debt with a creative state of affairs that encompasses a pair of antique shotguns. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels is a hilarious heist of errors.

3. The Italian Job – An elite team of expert thieves pull off a daring heist of 35 million dollars in gold bars. Yet, the betrayal by one of these thieves is the revenge story at the heart of The Italian Job; a remake of the 1969 original.

4. The Transporter – In The Transporter, Jason Statham is Frank Martin, an ex-Special forces turned mercenary “transporter” for hire, who conducts his business with the bliss of ignorance. With his latest job for an American known as “Wall Street,” he makes a delivery: a package that he notices is moving. Inside is a beautiful woman wearing a gag. Breaking his code of conduct, he discovers the secrets of his new companion, Lai (Qi Shu), all whilst being chased by mercenaries.

5. The Bank Job – Martine Love (Saffron Burrows) seduces Terry Leather (Jason Statham), an out of luck car dealer married with children, into a bank robbery scheme. With the bank’s alarm temporarily shut off, the couple assemble a team to tunnel into the vault. Based on the true story of the 1971 Baker Street bank robbery.

6. Crank – Jason Statham’s role in Crank is likely his most iconic. Simply, it’s the insanity of the plot: he’s an assassin that on the eve of quitting a crime syndicate to devote himself to his girlfriend (Amy Smart), is injected by his rival with a ‘Beijing Cocktail’ and must stay alive by never letting his heart rate drop. It’s a performance piece of action proportions.

7. The Expendables – The Expendables, an excuse for assembling a gaggle of action stars, has Jason Statham alongside Stallone, Jet Li and Dolph Lundgren, as a group of elite mercenaries sent to the Gulf of Aden to halt the execution of hostages.

8. Revolver – As Jake Green, Jason Statham excels in Revolver (considered a lesser Guy Richie film?), as a gambler who leaves prison with the formula for the ultimate con to seek revenge on Dorothy Macha (Ray Liotta), the man who put him in jail.

9. London – The story of London’s (Jessica Biel) going away party: her boyfriend Syd (Chris Evans), who she broke up with six months earlier, is an addict with an affection for cocaine. Jason Statham reveals unusual versatility as Bateman, a banker and drug-dealer; he’s an acquaintance that Syd brings to London’s party uninvited and a key ingredient to revealing their past together.

10. War – War showcases the mix of Jet Li and Jason Statham (their second film together after The One (2001)). Statham is Jack Crawford, an FBI agent out for revenge against Rogue (Li), a known hit man who murdered his partner.

Set in the world of mega-churches in which a former Deadhead-turned-born again-Christian finds himself on the run from fundamentalist members of his mega-church who will do anything to protect their larger-than-life pastor.

Boulevard is an adaptation of the Larry Beinhart novel of the same name which is about a mysterious murder that takes place in the backdrop of religious fanaticism. The film has a bunch of Oscar nominees/winners in a cast that includes, Greg Kinnear, Jennifer Connelly, Marisa Tomei, Ed Harris, Pierce Brosnan, Isabelle Fuhrman and Jim Gaffigan.

Official Synopsis from Sundance:

Reverend Dan is a charismatic preacher who has captivated a city with his charm. Ex-deadhead and recovering hippie Carl is one of the loyal sheep in his flock. When an antique firearms accident does in an atheistic novelist and Dan’s controversial antagonist, Carl is called into service in the most unconventional way. The megachurch is cast into shadow, and a hellish storm begins brewing that could jeopardize its entire existence. The road to hell—in this case, Salvation Boulevard—is paved with good intentions—gone hysterically wrong.

This material is perfectly suited for George Ratliff, who directed the award-winning documentary Hell House and the 2007 Sundance Film Festival hit Joshua. Down to every detail, you feel you are in capable hands. In a situation ripe with possibilities, the gloriously talented cast push their performances to the limit, spiraling this film toward instant cult-comedy status. In Salvation Boulevard,Ratliff peels back the onion to take a satirical look at Christian fanaticism—one guilty pleasure at a time.

Now, you can relive your favorite moments from Darren Aronofsky’s psychological thriller with our Black Swan quotes!

Natalie Portman (Nina Sayers/The Swan Queen)

I just want to be perfect.

[last lines] I was perfect…

Thomas Leroy: Nina, what did you do?
Nina: I felt it. Perfect. I was perfect.

It’s about a girl who gets turned into a swan and she needs love to break the spell, but her prince falls for the wrong girl so she kills herself.

Nina: Beth! I’m so sorry to hear you’re leaving the company.
Beth Macintyre: What did you do to get this role? He always said you were such a frigid little girl. What did you do to change his mind? Did you suck his cock?
Nina: Not all of us have to.
Beth Macintyre: [chuckles] You fucking whore! You’re a fucking little whore!

Nina: What happened?
Thomas Leroy: She walked into the street and got hit by a car. And you know what? I’m almost sure she did it on purpose.
Nina: How do you know?
Thomas Leroy: Because everything Beth does comes from within. From some dark impulse. I guess that’s what makes her so thrilling to watch. So dangerous. Even perfect at times, but also so damn destructive.

Vincent Cassel (Thomas Leroy/The Gentleman)

The only person standing in your way is you.

That was me seducing you. It needs to be the other way around.

How much the way she moves… sensual. She is not faking it.

Thomas Leroy: I don’t want there to be any boundaries between us.
Nina: No, me neither.
Thomas Leroy: So, you got a boyfriend?
Nina: No.
Thomas Leroy: And you’ve had many in the past?
Nina: A few but no one serious.
Thomas Leroy: You’re not a virgin are you?
Nina: [nervously] No.
Thomas Leroy: So there is nothing to be embarrassed about.

Thank you, Nina! It’s very nice. It’s very nice, but I knew the white swan wouldn’t be your problem. The real work would be your metamorphosis into her evil twin. I know I saw a flash of her yesterday, so get ready to give me more of that bite.

The new production needs a new swan queen. A fresh face to present to the world. But which of you can embody both swans? The white and the black?

Mila Kunis (Lily/The Black Swan)

How about I dance the Black Swan for you?

Hey! You were amazing. Seriously, I know that things got all messed up between us. I mean, holy shit you completely blew me away!

Lily: I can’t believe he calls her that. It’s so gross.
Nina: I think it’s sweet.
Lily: Little princess? He probably calls every girl that.
Nina: No way! That’s just for Beth.
Lily: I bet he’ll be calling you little princess any day now.
Nina: I don’t know about that.
Lily: Sure he will. You just got to let him lick your pussy.

Barbara Hershey (Erica Sayers/The Queen)

It’s the role, isn’t it? It’s all this pressure? I knew it would be too much. I knew it!

Erica: Has he tried anything with you? He has a reputation. I have a right to be concerned, Nina. You’ve been staying late so many nights rehearsing. I hope he isn’t taking advantage.
Nina: He’s not.
Erica: Good. I just don’t want you to make the same mistake I did.
Nina: Thanks.
Erica: Not like that. I just mean as far as my career was concerned.
Nina: What career?
Erica: The one I gave up to have you.
Nina: You were 28 and only in.
[stops]
Erica: Only what?
Nina: Nothing.
Erica: What!
Nina: Nothing.

Erica: You’re in a good mood.
Nina: He promised to feature me more this season.
Erica: Well, he certainly should. You’ve been there long enough and you’re the most dedicated dancer in the company.

This role is destroying you.

Winona Ryder (Beth MacIntyre/The Dying Swan)

Beth Macintyre: What’d you do to get this role? He always said you were such a frigid little girl. What did you do to make him change his mind, hmm? Did you suck his cock?
Nina Sayers: Not all of us have to.
Beth Macintyre: You fucking whore! You’re a fucking little whore!